The Coolest – Bluetooth Party Speaker and Cooler
In the original Transformers there was an Autobot called Blaster. He was an AM/FM Radio and Cassette player, and the single worst Transformer ever since BrevilleToastieTron. But imagine if that transformer actually turned into The Coolest, which is a combination cooler, speaker and blender? The Autobots and the Decepticons could have just put aside their differences and got wasted together. Megatron wakes up spooning Starscream, Optimus Prime has his tongue in Ramjet’s ear, and everyone’s happy. The Coolest combines a 60 quart cooler with a Bluetooth speaker, a rechargeable drinks blender, a USB charger and all sorts of party essentials like plates, bottle openers and condom vending slots. The last one is a lie, but if The Coolest are listening… it’s a feature you need on this already awesome complete party package.