The Charlie from Rubber Killer
[$53] / [£30]
These days with everyone bleating on about fair trade this and ethical that, I like to keep vicious Chinese gangmasters in a job by only buying products made in sweatshops. Five year old kids need work too you know! But if you’re a soft sod and you like ethically produced and recycled products that make you feel all warm in your inside guts, then The Charlie Rubber Pouch is perfect for you. This versatile and unisex zipable pouch is made from durable reclaimed rubber, including inner tubes, soiled condoms and Katie Price’s old tits. Or maybe just inner tubes. Just like tramps, this bag is completely water resistant. Use it as a wash bag, a pencil case, or a stylish clutch bag in which to store rat foetuses, you name it. Wait, you can’t name it, it’s already called The Charlie.