Abashiri Blue Beer
[$7.59] / [£4.99]
If you want to look like you’re drinking a flouncy blue cocktail but without the sugary taste of pure diabetes, then Abashiri Blue Beer should be your drink of choice. This beer is created by mashing smurfs into a fine paste and smearing it on the inside of beer casks. Oh wait no, that’s how they used to make it. Now it’s just some Chinese Yam, exotic flowers, seaweed and the pure water of melted icebergs…no big deal really. It tastes like regular beer though, so you can trick people into thinking you’re a great big idiot drinking alcoholic powerade, when really you’re a secret manly man.
N.B. May turn your genitals blue.
N.B. Not really.