The Chillsner

The Chillsner
[$28.11] / [£24.99]
Offer a man a cold beer and he’ll be your friend for life, offer him a warm brew and prepare to have your insides taken out and shown to you. Some disgusting excuses for a human sometimes throw ice into their beer, but what if you want it straight from the bottle and not all nicely poured into a glass like a fancy Frenchman? The Chillsner is your solution. Yes, it may look like a sex toy for curious young chaps, and I’m almost certain it will be used as one, but the Chillsner’s ingenious design means it’s foremost purpose must be to chill beer. By freezing it for 90 minutes you can then jab this chilled metal rod into your bottle and drink through it, rendering all suds who pass as cold as arctic snow. You could use it for bottles of soda I suppose, but that would be more offensive than sticking it up your butt.

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