Scented Duck Tape
[$7.40] / [£4.21]
Finally! A product for the modern, thoughtful human-trafficker who wants his victims to at least experience a few pangs of pleasure before their inevitable one-way trip to a slave-labour camp. The Duck Brand Scented Duct Tape comes in orange cream, grape, cupcake, lemon, mint and bubble gum, which are all flavours that kids just love! Coincidence? I’m not sure. Are Duck Tape telling the world to abduct your neighbours little-ones? Why else would you need fragrant Duck Tape if not to give your captives a wonderful scented treat as they fear for their life? The only problem is the delicious smell will alert the authorities to their whereabouts far too easily for my liking. Curse you Duck Tape!