[$31.49] / [£19.99]
Because I’m a modern technological genius, I do all my exercise online now. I have an app that runs thirty miles for me every morning, so theoretically I’m as fit as a fiddle. Unfortunately for you poor idiots running in the street, you have all manner of briefcase arseholes to run into. Now with the Runbell you can alert any pedestrians in your way with the spring-loaded brass bell which can be heard up to 10 metres away. This is especially handy if you’re doing the triple jump on a busy high street at 8.30 in the morning. And frankly, who isn’t doing that. Phillips Idowu, that’s who. This bell fits onto hands or gloves, but not tentacles. It is fully adjustable and if someone doesn’t move I bet you could make a pretty big dent in someone’s forehead with it as a handy alternative.