Lip Shit Lip Balm
[$7.89] / [£4.99]
I’m not ashamed to admit that as a modern man I occasionally wear lip balm. Why? Because sometimes my lips get chapped and I don’t want to look like a 19th Century herpes riddled whore, that’s why. It’s much nicer for ladies and gents to say “I’m just getting out my Lip Shit than lip balm, so here we are. There are many flavours of this beeswax based balm, such as Asian Pear with Peppermint, Coconut and Basil, Cucumber and Mint and Lemonade with Hibiscus. Imagine licking these off the gob of someone you fancy. Feels good right? So buy some already. The best part is, it isn’t made with actual shit! Bonus!