Hand Shit Hand Moisturiser
[$12.59] / [£7.99]
Anyone remember reading Of Mice and Men in school, and laughing about how the character Curley used to have one hand in a glove full of Vaseline to keep it nice and soft for his wife? Well if you want to give someone a ruddy good stroking without having to keep your hand gunked up all day, then some Hand Shit will do the trick. Packed with Vitamin E, this beeswax based goop comes in Apple Blossom, Honeysuckle Sage, Jasmine Fig and Sweet Pea Lilac. Fuck knows what any of that smells like, but your hands will stink of it after you rub it on. You’d better find out unless you want to be known as Professor Stink Fists.