Full Bottle XL Wine Glass
[$13.98] / [£5.99]
There’s a simple and effective way to keep track of how much you’ve drank in a night, and that is by drinking the entire contents of every bottle you come across. Now you don’t want to look like some sort of drunken oaf, so impress guests, ambassadors and foreign dignitaries by whipping out your penis…I mean this XL Wine Glass. It holds an entire bottle of wine, and after you’ve finished could double up as a portable urinal should the mood take you. The mood frequently takes me. Another possible use for the XL Wine Glass is in a bar fight. I pity the poor sod who comes at you with a broken champagne flute, only for you to brandish this behemoth to slice their gizzards with.