Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Watch
[$49.99] / [£32]
These days nobody has the time of day for anyone, we’re all rushing about going to our Miley Cyrus orgies and our Animal Hospital themed barbecue slaloms. Wouldn’t it be great if we could go back in time and re-do all the things we always wanted? Well now you can’t. Tough. But you can pretend with this Back To The Future Flux Capacitor Wristwatch. Modeled on Doc Brown’s flux capacitor design, this watch will do three things. 1.) Tell you the time. 2.) Tell you the date. 3.) Piss you off. Basically you press a button and have to count some lights to figure out the time, so in a way it is a time machine because in the time it takes you to figure out the time, it’s not that time anymore, it’s the future time. If you press some other button it gives you a random time and date as if you actually time-traveled, enabling those of you with severe brain damage to finally use your imagination and play the timeless children’s game “Time Travelling Wanker”.