40 Caliber Dart Blowgun
[$25.99] / [£68.26]
How often have you had an argument with a friend or relative and wanted to injure them. Not so much that it warrants a hospital trip and police investigation, but not so little as to not even leave a mark. Hey presto, here’s a 40 Caliber Blowgun to dart your enemies into submission. This 36 inch blowpipe comes with 8 4 inch darts and a bunch of other accessories to help poke tiny holes in everyone you know. One of the accessories is a mouth-guard, which prevents you sucking in your own darts like Wile E Coyote. This is especially helpful if you’ve dipped them in rat-poison and cat poo. Not that you should.