The Nutribullet

The Nutribullet
[$89.99] / [£84.99]
When I first heard the name Nutribullet I thought finally! A pocket sized vibrator that provides all the vitamins and minerals a pervert like me needs with his hectic yet sensual lifestyle. Then I found out it was a kind of blender and not something that goes in your ass…the opposite in fact. The Nutribullet doesn’t juice stuff, it doesn’t blend stuff, it pulverizes the shit out of anything you put inside it. The Extractor blade cuts through stems, stalks, bone, souls and feelings easily, as does the accompanying milling blade. For just six easy payments of some money plus some more money for postage, you can get these sharp whirly things, the power base that does all the kerjigger, a 24oz cup, two smaller cups, lids and a recipe book. My favourite part of the promotional video is the lady who tells you to us the Nutribullet before turning to drugs. Wise advice lady, wise advice.

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