[$189.99]
Hey fellow marketing guys, so we’ve got this awesome new knife out, It’s an all mountain blade designed by adventure photographer William Egbert Jr who spent 15 years coming up with it. It can whittle wood, butcher animals and probably cut through the centre of the earth if you drop it. What shall we call it? Hmm, I dunno. Let’s name it after a disease. Why? Because diseases are sexy. Oh yeah I forgot! Let’s call it cancer. No everyone has that. Ebola? That’s on trend but it’ll pass. Cholera? I love it! It’s timeless and makes you think of ruggedness like the dirty water in which Cholera spreads easily. So here you are, the Cholera Fixed Blade. A 3/ 16 inch carbon steel blade. Now go cut some shit with it Mr outdoorsy guy.
